Blood or Red Ink
Ticket No. 001 · Hands-on teardowns, weekly

Written in bloodor written inred ink

I'm here to tear down and diagnose: machines on one bench, society on the other. There's always another bench, and something's always broken.

FIG. 1, fuser roller, exploded view 1 2 3 4 5 6
Fig. 1 — Fuser, exploded5: the part that fails
Section A · The questionAsked every episode

Blood or red ink?

Some rules exist because somebody died finding out what happens without them. Those are written in blood, and you leave them alone.

The rest exist because somebody liked them once and nobody checked. Those are written in red ink. You're allowed to poke those.

You can't tell which is which from the outside. So we take the thing apart and look.

From the season one docket
  • Lock out, tag out before you open itBlood
  • Dress for the job you wantEp. 2
  • The economy must growEp. 13
  • The best person gets the jobEp. 14
  • Thou shalt not stealEp. 12
  • Work smarter, not harderEp. 17
Section B · Latest episodeTwo halves · watch either
Ep. 001 · 18 min
Episode 001

Blood or Red Ink

On the bench
Rebuilding the guard on a bench grinder. Lockout tags, first jobs, dumb shop rules.
The sit-down
Chesterton's fence, and how to tell which rules are scars and which are decoration.
Section C · The bookPrint, 121 pages

Under the Hood

The show started as a pile of essays written one at a time, over a lot of years, whenever something in the world made a noise it wasn't supposed to make. Forty-two chapters, from fixing yourself up to how whole countries fall apart.

Section D · Ask the BenchAnswered on air

Ask the Bench

Something broken? A machine, a rule at work, a thing your brother-in-law does with doors? Send it in. The good ones get taken apart on an episode.

First name or a handle is plenty. No customer sites, no company names. Sponsors and press, pick "Business" and say so.

Parts counter

The Shop

Printed when you order, shipped from the print shop. Nothing sits in a warehouse, and every order keeps the show on the bench.

Section E · In stockExample items, not live yet
Under
the Hood

Under the Hood, paperback

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Written in
red ink

Red Ink tee

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Always know
where your
towel is

Shop towel, embroidered

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Washing this dish is the most important job in my life.

Dish mug

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Blood?

Verdict stamp stickers, pack of 4

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+1 up

"Be grateful for the +1" patch

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